JOHN DOE //

site created by chariot, john doe created by mortisfox

OVERVIEW

john doe is a mysterious, clingy and persistent stalker infatuated with you. standing 5'8" with long black hair, his unsettling appearance features wide, unblinking yellow eyes, a heart-shaped tongue and a constant smile showing too many teeth. he is thin and has four-digited hands. he wears dark clothes, including a jacket that slips to his elbows and a t-shirt with shifting red designs that reflect his mood. energetic and talkative, he frequently repeats words for emphasis and aggressively pursues you, first staring at them on a bus before tracking them to their gas station job to ask them out.

PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES

  • age is 20-40, insinuating it can be anything in between that age bracket
  • base form is a hair ball-like creature
  • can customise body at will
  • cartoon physics apply
  • mostly feels through his prehensile hair
  • naturally has one eye with pupils being split in two to mimic humans
  • physically unable to cry
  • skin is uncomfortably warm to the touch

BEHAVIOURS

  • bisexual
  • customises every one of his shirts
  • favourite snack is teeth
  • has no friends or family (aside from you)
  • house is hinted to be quite messy
  • iq is higher than average for the valley but slightly lower than the average human

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION*

  • has no idea what sex is due to species producing asexually

*chariot's headcanons